Gemini - June 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Avoid pirates with feathers in their hats especially in the Indian Ocean when out on your expensive yacht around dawn on the 8th. In any situation where you need to choose between a skull or crossbones, favor the skull.

Sparrows continue to be your Pirates of the Caribbean movie tie in lucky bird this month. ("Eye Eye Me Hearties" will remain your movie tie in Rum brand until the last weekend of November.)

"No, not this month" is the answer to any question you are asked about the Large Hadron Collider in Europe.

This month your destiny adorns itself with fabulous fabrics and fragrances from the Middle East.

 

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