Capricorn - June 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Women in uniform, apart from fire brigade, ambulance, army, and police, are your lucky uniformed personnel this month for all activities including any kind of rescue, cooking foreign food and diving for fish or molluscs.

Men with heavy beards and hats are badly starred unless they are your chosen entrant in an eating competition until dusk on the 19th.

Arguments with a 3 year old may only be settled by learning how to use the remote control to the television better than they can.

This month's lesson from the planets: Everyone is a bad adviser about something, even if they are highly regarded in another area. Take Donald Trump as an example. Nobody would go to him to ask for advice on hair styling.

This month your destiny shares the dreams of the wildly optimistic.


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