Aquarius - June 2011 - Funny Horoscope

In any haunted house type situation favor positions higher than ground floor, away from windows and armour plated statues holding heavy axe type weapons, especially if there are heavy cracks of thunder and rain. You can draw the curtains closed if you want but it really takes away the atmosphere.

Snacking more than 1000 calories at 11 o'clock am will have a below average influence on your waistline as Neptune takes control of Aquarius' midriffs, and slim fitting fashions from about the 6th of June.

Mumbling sentences or single words may be the best way of avoiding some kind of awkward situation involving a barbeque sauce, or maybe just a mildly spicy brown sauce this month.

This month your destiny shares dominion with most inexpensive sofa fabrics.

 

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