Virgo - July 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Favor bald caps, baseball caps with arms with hammers which look like they are hitting you in the head, but not Spongebob Squarepants head attire for your comedy headwear needs, especially on Thursdays and Fridays.

Pullovers hung on your shoulders, tied in front, continues to be an almost fashion catalogue example of college chic which only a truly committed Virgo, such as yourself, can carry off this month. Put on your intelligent looking eye glasses and there isn't a student bar in the world that wouldn't let you in, although beware minor Good Will Hunting type encounters with the inevitable reference to apples on the 16th.

'What goes around comes around' is your favored meditative chant this month as you try to will ill on some four legged animal who did you wrong.

This month your destiny shares the dreams of the recently pampered.


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