Taurus - July 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Blues harmonica playing has never been better starred, especially in impromptu nights spent in police cells.

Grunting like tennis players is about to permeate street culture this month, especially for Taurus construction workers and nightclub bouncers.

Embrace the concept of blemishes, fatty tissue and even cellulite this month, thanking the planets it is nowhere to be seen on your own perfect typically Taurean physique.

This month your favorite workout tip involves a towel.

Your destiny is about to explode like a massive, expensive firework.

 

This feature is brought to you by theVoiceofReason.com

© theVoiceofReason.com 2000 onwards
 
Other Horoscopes for this month
Mar 20 - Apr 19
Apr 20 - May 19
May 20 - Jun 20
Jun 21 - Jul 21
Jul 22 - Aug 22
Aug 23 - Sept 21
Sept 22 - Oct 22
Oct 23 - Nov 21
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Jan 20 - Feb 17
Feb 18 - Mar 19