Pisces - July 2011 - Funny Horoscope

In any bare footed karate fight favor a fast right foot kick to the kisser followed quickly with one to the chest.

Choose priests or gorillas as your lucky professional wrestling mask and matching all body lycra costume theme all month.

Favor passionate kissing to damp lip and tongue licking this month, at least until Neptune revs up your libido into a frenzy, like it did last Christmas, from breakfast on the 19th of July.

This month your destiny feels like a rabbit licking its bottom.

 

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