Libra - July 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Groping yourself in the shower has never been better starred this month, especially when thoroughly washing your bottom and upper thighs with warm soapy water.

Brendan Fraser continues to be your lucky movie star, especially in movies in which he punches the bad guys on the nose or in the face-cheek (if he punches the bad guy on the bottom cheek you've got the wrong Brendan Fraser.)

Embrace children's television characters this month in your zen journey that started last month with that incident with the red fruit yogurt and pumpernickel.

This month your destiny is looking for the Hazmat suit.

 

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