Leo - July 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Favor states beginning with the letter C this month, especially if you are looking to buy truck loads of peaches, or set up some kind of money laundering operation to pacify a drug baron who is holding a member of your family hostage.

As the Sun starts to increase its activity, your dreams are set to become more blockbusterish than usual. Enjoy, it'll be like having a second more interesting life when you sleep at night.

Abseiling down water towers, office buildings in southern business districts, but not international banks while dressed as a superhero, are reasonably safely starred, especially now that Jupiter is supporting Leo's ability to tie knots.

This month your destiny feels like it is absorbing the guilt from happy guilt free puppies.


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