Gemini - July 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Embrace flowery people with open arms this month.

Harry Potter 7b is your luckiest upcoming movie even if some noisy friend has read the book and knows how it all ends. The planets don't want me to write any more here apart from Jupiter who wants me to tell you whodunnit and whohedoodittoo. I won't spoil it any more than that.

Full all-of-face heavy beards are your lucky facial growth recommendation this month.

This month your destiny shimmers like a rare jewel in moonlight.

 

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