Beware of Italians, members of the Jersey Shore cast - including those similarly named, and particularly anyone who has named one or more of his body parts.

Ethical, ethereal and Egypt are your lucky e words this month in any word competition, apart from crosswords and Scrabble.

Poker games for stakes of over $500 a point are well starred, especially if you have never played poker before or want a quiet cheap night out with friends at the casino with drinks and nibbles thrown in for free.

Joking about sex has never been better starred, especially about the difficult to bend paraphernalia you can buy in well camouflaged sex shops or online.

This month your destiny shaves away the hair of tyranny.