Cancer - July 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Neptune is determined to add a musical flavor to Cancer this month now that the summer music festival circuit is well underway. Mentions of Beyoncé, Coldplay and U2 in the same breath with bring nothing but love for the coming month from this loved up wellington boots wearing wannabe at Glastonbury planet.

Beachwear is critically starred this month with a 40% chance of wardrobe malfunction when entering or getting out of swimming pools or the ocean until sunrise on the 26th.

Your lucky social network continues to be Facebook.

This month your judge in the court of life shouts 'sustained' at the top of its voice.

 

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