Aries - July 2011 - Funny Horoscope

"Oooh, too bizarre, you go girl", "Silly strange not strange-strange" and "Get some in babe" are your lucky retro drag queen gay scene terms to be used when discussing a celebrity story that appears on the news, internet, or on the back of breakfast cereal packs, with your girlfriends this month.

Greet fellow Aries pizza delivery persons with an especially smiley face on Tuesdays, and tip over generously to hear an interesting tale of his trip to your door. You won't be disappointed, it'll be a cracker.

A trip to Canada, maybe to see Prince William and Kate is well starred especially if you and your partner share their names. (Media tip: local media are still interested in local couples named William and Kate for fluffy nothing fill-in pieces prior to the upcoming royal visit to Canada and the USA).

This month your destiny shines the shine of a real winner on the verge of another big win.


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