January 2011 - Funny Horoscopes

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Best Future Taurus Horoscope, April 2011, The Future Star Gazers Society (December 2010)

Goat Milkers In Traditional Costumes Of Austria Webblog, Sagittarius Horoscope 2009

The Plastic Toy Association Capricorn Tie In Horoscope, November 2010

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off," Award - Unofficial Michael Caine Fan Club, Scorpio Horoscope, February 2009

Self Defense Using Just WWE Moves Magazine, Aquarius Horoscope 2010

 

We Predicted The Banking Crisis Using The Metaphor Of Fishes in 2006

 

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