Virgo - January 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Comedy noses, mustaches and eyeglasses, are your preferred disguises this month in both comedy as well as life and death situations, perhaps involving the mafia or at least heavily built ruffians who look like they have been shining diamonds on their faces for the last twenty years.

Talking birds are well starred especially in any actual pirate setting or rooms decorated to look like on board a ship.

Choose speedos rather than board shorts in any beach based endeavors (including dreams this month).

2011 will be your personal year of the dragon.

 

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