Sagittarius - January 2011 - Funny Horoscope

That bank bailout money you salted away at the peak of the financial crisis is about to be asked for back - first politely, then politely with guns and full riot shield gear at your home at 3am. Don't let it come to that.

Purple shirts are about to become cosmically important. Purple has always been your lucky color even if you never knew it. Just buy anything with that color in somewhere and watch your fortune improve in front of your very eyes.

Long road trips south to north are well starred, east to west not so much.

2011 looks like a good year for fish.

 

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