Pisces - January 2011 - Funny Horoscope

There is a rare planetary conjunction this month which means that leftovers (food) are well starred, but the main meals from which the leftovers come are very badly starred. This kind of astrological anomaly happens more times that you might think and it's just as well you have chosen us to help guide your through this confusion. Our solution is to eat out all month, especially in the larger fast food chains where there is little chance of eating anything fresh.

Snow is your lucky weather condition, drink, drug and paint color all month.

Wrapping a towel around your head like you have just had a shower continues to be your recommended method of indoor hair hiding.

2011 looks set to deliver at least one thing you might hope for.

 

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