Libra - January 2011 - Funny Horoscope

No consumer product will have the desired absorbency for your needs this month, regardless of what the adverts said.

Vitamin and herb supplements in blue packets, and breakfast cereal in yellow covers are particularly well starred.

Mice and rats, especially the ones with hats on, are your preferred Walt Disney forms again this month.

You are about to discover the thrill that is popping plastic bubbles in postal packets.

2011 is the year to take up art in any of its forms apart from the Garfunkel one.

 

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