Your age influenced groans when you sit down will get 0.5% worse this month as your knees and back come under the influence of an ageist Saturn.

Prefer oranges to apples, blueberries to blackberries and tapatapinklas to kiwi fruits, in any mystical or smoothy making activities, advises Pluto.

"There's a thin line between being a hero and being a memory" is your Transformers tv series from the 80's phrase of the month.

Stroke rabbits and gerbils in an east to westerly direction (from the nape of the neck to their mid back - no lower) to receive a secret message from the stars in the form of nibbles or squeaky gesticulations.

2011 offers the prospects of at least 4 once in a lifetime opportunities.