Sunglasses worn inside will temporarily cease to be pretentious from today for all Capricorns this month, particularly when worn in restaurants when eating and in supermarkets in the fresh fish section. Enjoy.

Plans to incorporate your new years workout resolution with electricity generation on your new exercise bicycle is set to prove a disappointment when you discover that you will barely be able to light a bulb with your exertions. On the positive side, you have made a Sagittarian very happy as his sale to you of the exercise equipment took him over his sales limit and he got a nice fat Christmas bonus. His planets send his thanks.

A horror movie will remind you of an ex or boyfriend or girlfriend from the past.

2011 offers the hope of peace in your neighborhood or at least in your bathroom.