Cancer - January 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Arguments while playing, particularly, the game Monopoly, but also, in certain planetary conjunctions, Ludo and Cludeo, are well starred this month especially if you have just rolled a 6.

Generally accept kindnesses at face value this month from trusted friends and colleagues, although decline 25% of them haphazardly to keep those close to you on their toes if offered after 10pm.

Dreams involving flying (usually a good sign) will be just so-so-ly starred this month if you live in a country with an a in the name.

2011 offers the prospects of all you can eat breakfasts at 7.99.

 

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