Aries - January 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Robin Hood continues to be your lucky superhero costume this month and until the weather gets warm enough for it to be comfortable. The planets are fully aware Robin Hood isn't strictly a superhero in the Marvel comics sense, just Neptune thinks your Aries legs are hot. Kudos.

Red apples should be preferred over green apples, both the fruit and the consumer electronics forms alike.

Any Transformer character ending in tron is well starred.

2011 will be the year of the Aries goat.

 

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