Aquarius - January 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Any attempts to do that fast auction speech pattern they do in cattle markets in some parts of America is well starred this month especially in the 17-250 range and when "hep-a", "inniya" and "dubbiyya" are mentioned, or alluded to.

Favor large dogs or small mules in any seasonal pantomime or glee inspired performance especially for songs that needs a long held high note and sturdy support from underneath.

Scarves and wigs continue to be so-soly starred especially on bucking or hopping broncos or kangaroo rides at theme parks or outside supermarkets.

2011 offers the prospects of many pairs of underwear.

 

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