Virgo - February 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Neck ties, cravats and scarf's tied like a neck tie are your lucky neckwear this month.

Teflon will once again be your lucky non-stick frying pan covering especially when cooking eggs sunny side up around 23rd of the month.

Carrots are about to become your vegetable of choice this month, finally replacing cauliflower from the number one position in your vegetable pick of the pops.

You are about to make three separate decisions this month. One will be a good decision, the second will be not so good and the third one is a terrible idea, not necessarily in that order.

This month your destiny shares the limelight with a reality star.

 

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