Taurus - February 2011 - Funny Horoscope

The stubbing your toe on the bedpost advisory we forgot to mention last month continues.

Favor the small fluffy bunny rabbit type animal in any extreme Disney situation, including in dreams and drug induced hallucinations, until well into May.

Your vague ideas for some sort of financial restructuring is in need of some expert advice. Go straight to the top. George Soros is awaiting your call.

'A wink is as good as a shrug to a blind man' is your borderline politically incorrect saying of the month.

This month your destiny is late.

 

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