'Oink-ing', 'Moo-ing' and 'Cock-a-doodle-do-ing' are your lucky farm yard sounds this month.
Test tubes less than half filled with blue chemicals are your preferred mad scientist experiment this month, especially when you have red or green bubbling liquids under the bunsen burner nearby.
Long walks barefootedly along the beach are the worst possible way for you to show off your freshly pedicured feet this month. Choose filming them yourself and posting them to Youtube instead.
This month your destiny shrugs its shoulders in a 'too cool for school' kind of way.