Sagittarius - February 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Walking is about to become particularly lucky for Sagittarius this month, running a bit more so, as Jupiter attempts to neck Neptune in a rare display of interplanetary affection.

Talking without thinking what you are saying continues to be your preferred method of social intercourse this month especially in conversations over derivatives and options with bankers.

Stroking, kneading and erotic punching are your lucky sexual activities more times than not.

Avoid the use of the term 'cock-a-hoop' until well into April.

This month your destiny is max'd out on its charge card.

 

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