Pisces - February 2011 - Funny Horoscope

The cuticles on your right hand are set to provide an important message this month, as Saturn and Jupiter pivot in a North Easterly direction flatly, the first time that has happened for 5 million years. Avoid applications of nail varnish in the north easterly direction until well into the second half of the year.

Tennis and ping-pong are your lucky ball sports with a net, from 3rd February until 18th June.

North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il has a message for you hidden in the media this month. Look closely and act on his instructions either actual or implied.

This month your destiny cherishes the sound of the Mockingbird.

 

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