Libra - February 2011 - Funny Horoscope

The joys of Spring, including cleaning out your bedroom before Dad tells you to do what Mom told you, again, are about to provide you with moments of cleaning introspection this month in a Toy Story 3 kind of way. (You should have stopped playing with toys called Woody and Shaggy when you were 14, you know it, but it just felt so right how could it be wrong?)

External disk drives of 320GB and above are your lucky size this month.

Nicotine patches will work best on your right mid-upper arm this month, down three inches from your shoulder last month. A couple of puffs on a cigarette won't make much difference around the 15th of February at exactly 5:37pm.

This month your destiny could shatter like glass if you take the wrong turning.


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