Gemini - February 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Trumpet music is well starred on Wednesdays.

Turkey Trots, waltzes and The Lithuanian Prance are your lucky dance styles.

Bright yellow is your lucky pet lizard color for just about half of the month then it reverts back to green.

Aches, creaks and small cracking sounds coming from your joints, are all a sign from the planets this February. Rejoice that you are alive to feel these cracks and small bangs when you walk up stairs or kneel down to pick something up. Neptune has much in store for you in the coming months as it takes control of your joints and limbs.

This month your destiny shines like a bright sun.

 

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