Capricorn - February 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Singing is well starred this month (particularly traditional hand-up-to-ear folk and head banging punk with red mohican) in public places including bus stops and waiting in line at the post office.

Favor the Jason Stathem in The Transporter or Jake Gyllenhaal in Prince of Persia look in any muscular shirt off displays this month, especially in any beach walks after heavy lunches on Thursdays.

A new found dieting guru, recommended to you by a fellow Capricorn, will advise you to eat with your knife and fork in your other hand.

This month your destiny wears the shawl of the crinkly old woman.

 

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