Cancer - February 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Charlie Sheen continues to be your preferred method of partying this month and until at least May this year.

Microphone feedback with giant speakers in a small room is to be preferred over nails scratched repeatedly down a blackboard when you want to audioalise your feelings this month.

Check that any temporary face paint or face pen does come off with a quick wash as there is a dubious consignment delivered to your area where the paint or pens are marked non permanente when in fact the Saturn influenced manufacturer intended to put permanente. Check on a small area of skin before going for the lion face on your four year old is a good idea until at least 19th of the month.

This month your destiny is looking forward to a short month of just 28 days.

 

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