Aquarius - February 2011 - Funny Horoscope

A magic trick where a person disappears and then reappears will be your only chance for escape in some sort of traffic violation where a police officer pulls you over this month. Make sure you have enough magic cabinets, cloaks and hats on hand at all times.

Answering questions you do not know the answer to is best handled with the statement "that is in the negatory" for a brief moment on the 16th of the month, otherwise "uhm", or "I don't know" or even shrugged shoulders followed by a "uhdno," are your lucky options.

Any Ninja moves with your arms at right angles in front of you are well starred, as always.

Your Angry Bird strategy is pull back and hold for two seconds before releasing.

Your destiny is playing charades with the devil.


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