A nursery rhyme, a children's television program and a contestant off the X Factor are at risk of converging at some point in some sort of cynical money spinning project in the coming month - resistance to buy any product that will inevitably come from this is futile as your brain becomes infected with seasonal goodwill.
"Stubborn as a mule", "Steady as she goes," and "I know, let's put on a show!" are quotes you are more likely than not to hear in festive, strangely over-colored, movies on the television at this time of year.
Beware of this dog chasing deer viral youtube video in all of its forms:
You will discover how to get peace on earth this festive season, unfortunately you will be too drunk to remember what it is in the morning.