Taurus - December 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Underwear with superhero figures on has never been more poorly starred and there is a severe chance (color code orange) of some kind of wardrobe malfunction around your mid section between 16th - 20th of the month.

Patty cake, hop scotch, but not rock - paper - scissors are your lucky girl-friendly school playground activities.

December is set to be a lucky month for weight control with Saturn and Mars both ensuring the calories you put into your mouth do not add anything to your waistline. Any kind of normal movement, even just getting up from a chair after eating for the last 3 hours, is set to have a wonderful effect on your physique which may ultimately make you reconsider your annual trip to the gym in January to do your usual toning and muscle stuff.

This month the festive police will complain if the regulation amount of window snow is not used.

 

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