The ability to find things to hide behind in some kind of shoot out emergency has never been better starred, especially on Tuesdays and early Thursdays. Your lucky hiding behind features include rocks, shrubbery, waste bins, oversized pink donuts, statues of Homer Simpson and rolling street carnival type processions with a seasonal theme.

Lesson 9 (of 26) in your 'Relieving Aggression By Barking Like A Dog' night school class can be missed if you have some Christmas shopping that needs to be done.

Riding sidesaddle on reindeers has rarely been better starred.

This festive month your destiny sits like a fairy on top of a tree.