Sagittarius - December 2011 - Funny Horoscope

On the positive side, throwing things from afar into waste baskets is 15% better starred this month, even if there is a draft to deflect your throw. Unfortunately, on the negative side, walking into glass is the worst starred since the Great Depression in 1929.

Similarly to Gemini this month, balancing things on your nose is well starred for items including basketballs, melons and chess boards.

That thing they do in cartoons where a small devil sits on one shoulder, and a small angel sits on the other arguing it out over what you should do, is about to lead to a moment of surprising agreement when dealing with the mother-in-law or some out-for-trouble female family member who has seen much smaller dress sizes in her life.

This festive season your outlook will have the baubles of the well laden Christmas tree.


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