Pisces - December 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Dull thuds, and not the usual multiple crashing sounds, are set to follow Pisces' when walking past and lightly knocking precariously displayed expensive vases or ceramics this month, and until the middle of January.

Now may be the time to learn how to yodel, especially if your plans to go skiing early next year are still good.

Drying yourself in the style of a dog after a bath or shower (ie shaking yourself rather than using a towel) is once again well starred just when the weather outside is getting far too cold to do it. Well, that's certainly true for our readers in the northern hemisphere, in the southern hemisphere nakedoutdoorshakeytube.com is looking forward to receiving your video...

This festive season, marshmallows offer much more than just a warm sweet sensation for your mouth...


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