Libra - December 2011 - Funny Horoscope

After last month's run in with human sized lizards, the terror looks set to increase by at least a factor of 7 this month. Beware human size dinosaurs looking to invade your personal space in the same kind of way that old people sometimes do when you are queuing in a supermarket.

Filing for bankruptcy protection has never been better starred, especially if you are a multinational corporation. Now might be the time to find out what synthetic financial instruments you could use to, if not make a little money for yourself, threaten others to lose a whole load of money and thus get your way in an evil guy on 24 type way.

This festive season shopping after 8pm is well starred with your bargain / garbage ratio at a low 3 : 4.5 for much of the month.

 

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