Gemini - December 2011 - Funny Horoscope

The soles of your feet are the luckiest part of your body once again this month, especially when performing any Cirque du Soleil inspired acrobatics in the living room or bedroom.

Balancing things on your nose has rarely been more lucky as Jupiter takes charge of Gemini balance for most of the month.

X Factor seems to be in your charts, although there is a chance this has been included due to the almost supernatural ability of Simon Cowell and his folks at Syco, his production company, to get their plugs in the media somehow. Seems they have got Saturn onside now too, which looks set to doom the Christmas pop charts for another year.

This festive season favor mince pies over yule logs in all situations involving snow.


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