Cancer - December 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Counting sheep to get to sleep is about to provide you with hours of blissful near sleep experience this month now that you have learned to relax and enjoy the slow giddy jumping bah-ness of the little lambies over the country gate. When you think about it, most things in life are like this, apart from the police and cooking turkeys.

Lighting matches, and small to medium sized fires, are about to come under the benevolent influence of planet Mars, once known (many billions of years ago) as the planet of fire. Cooking a turkey on an open fire has rarely been better starred especially at the third and fifth basting stage.

This winter holiday season your luck is dependent on quickly finding the light on the Christmas tree that doesn't work.


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