August 2011 - Funny Horoscopes

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AWARDS

The Venice Eine kleine Nachtmusik Appreciation Society (third Da-da) Funny Horoscope Award

Mystic Channel Uncannily Accurate Horoscopes, February 2011

The Singers Of Songs From The Movie Titantic, Best Horoscope Predicting Disaster, November 2009

A Ceremonial Kiss On The Nose From The Ceremonial Omaha Facial Kissing Society

Twister Chasers Off Season Downtime Favorite Funny Horoscope

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