Virgo - August 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Combs, Caucasians and crustaceans are your lucky c's this month.

Fraudulent internet scams have never been better starred than for devious Virgo this month.

Favor the stuffed peppers to the aubergines at any beach side restaurant on the 18th.

'Looking on the bright side' is about to come into your life in a mindless ditzy-blond-teen-MTV kind of way, until the storms clear on Neptune's crust at noon on the third Saturday of the month.

Your destiny will be explained to you by a guru at the speed of a disclaimer message on radio advertisements.

 

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