Taurus - August 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Naughty T-Shirt wit is about to become your thing this month as Neptune shatters any previously held inhibitions, albeit temporarily.

The value (to your sense of well being) of the messages on the sticks on ice lolly's will override all the damage the calories are doing to your diet this month, especially in the hot afternoons.

Terms like 'Party Hardy!!!', 'No Sleep Till Daybreak' and 'Where's The Bottle Opener?' are your choice rowdy party phrases.

Your destiny is like the most difficult last 2 degrees of a sit up.

 

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