Scorpio - August 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Climbing trees is generally well starred, unless you are a Scorpio cat where there is a 23% chance you will be stuck up a tree with little hope of a fire brigade on hand to get you down. Try meowing, alternatively aggressively, and then, pathetically, until someone hears.

Hiking in the wild is well starred, including in war zones, until the 18th especially if you have your throwing-yourself-to-the-ground-when-in-danger thing down to under a fraction of a second.

Bo Duke continues to be your lucky Duke of Hazzard until at least the 27th.

This month your destiny shouts 'Yee Hargh!!!' as it drives fast in the air over gorges or brown bridges.

 

This feature is brought to you by theVoiceofReason.com

© theVoiceofReason.com 2000 onwards
 
Other Horoscopes for this month
Mar 20 - Apr 19
Apr 20 - May 19
May 20 - Jun 20
Jun 21 - Jul 21
Jul 22 - Aug 22
Aug 23 - Sept 21
Sept 22 - Oct 22
Oct 23 - Nov 21
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Jan 20 - Feb 17
Feb 18 - Mar 19