Sagittarius - August 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Despite it's best, Jupiter influenced, efforts to get your custom, you are at risk of missing an unbelievable bargain in a local supermarket or Mom and Pop store. Amounts of 70-85% off are in your charts.

'Sagittarius can never have enough pickles,' says Neptune.

Walking close to the edge of cliffs is set to become 7% more precarious this month.

Sagittarius born wild bears will have no difficulty finding food this August especially in national parks or in small towns where the picnicking locals are easily scared.

This month your destiny shares the survivor guilt of the pardoned Thanksgiving Turkey.

 

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