Pisces - August 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Arguments over who pays the bill are about to shift decisively (54%) in your favor this month, and until November.

Root canal work, teeth whitening and drilling three or more teeth in a session, are your lucky dental options throughout the month.

Saturn is on the cusp of deciding some sort of debt restructuring deal this month which could have profound effects on you and those in your personal orbit. If you are in the House of Representatives this means you, but if you are in any other kind of house this also means you.

Favor balls, oranges, chain saws, small yappy type dogs and flaming batons in any juggling activities this month, especially in public performances.

Your destiny shares the desires of a thirsty puppy lapping at his freshly filled bowl of water.

 

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