Libra - August 2011 - Funny Horoscope

'Double bogie' is set to be your golf related personal hygiene problem all month, especially first thing in the morning or if you take an impromptu nap at your desk in working hours.

Attempts to 'scrimp and save', or some kind of negotiations over the US national debt, seem to point towards a pivotal point on 2nd August, or the 9th or the 16th of August this month.

Make sure you pay your monthly bills on time as the smiley television ad your credit company once ran has recently changed to a much darker, more violent, one.

Favor blue swimming caps in any attempt to swim faster at your local pool.

Your destiny is like an ambitious, determined, goldfish.

 

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