Leo - August 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Saturn has left you a message on a local country music radio station. You have until the rattlesnake rattles for the last time before midnight on the 19th to do what the message says or regret it for the rest of your life.

When filming 1980's retro style pop music videos, choose the orange shirt with the big white glasses and the purple convertible.

Sleeping is about to drop to number three in the list of the things you are good at this month, after a few months of it being number two.

Your destiny is encouraging you to phone hack a competitor.

 

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