April 2011 - Funny Horoscopes

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AWARDS

Martial Arts Magazine, Best Roundhouse Kick in a Sagittarius Horoscope, March 2009

Best Flash Photography In A Text Based Horoscope, Taurus, April 2008

Horoscope Olympics, Marathon: 2 hours and 45 minutes, Highly Commended

Hunk Magazine Best Funny Horoscope To Read With Your Shirt Off On The Beach, June 2010

Angry Tarot And Palm Readers Association of America, Best Calming Horoscope, Aquarius, January 2011

 

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