Virgo - April 2011 - Funny Horoscope

A bank that needed bail out money, a man who always wears a flat cap and a student wearing a Che Guevara t shirt are three signs from the planets due to be sent to you to warn you of something or other this month.

Welcome bacteria in all its forms this month, especially on Saturdays.

Favor stop motion animation to the standard drawing pictures type until well into next years academy awards season.

This month your destiny enjoys the spoils of war.

 

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